Comet Smartphone, With Its Fins and Knock-Off James Franco From Spring Breakers, is the Best New Fake Kickstarter Product

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Comet Smartphone, With Its Fins and Knock-Off James Franco From Spring Breakers, is the Best New Fake Kickstarter Product

A phone with fins. Think about it. Oonce oonce oonce oonce. Keep thinking about it. “Hey guys, I’m knock-off Alien from Spring Breakers, and this phone floats!” Oonce oonce oonce oonce. Technology. Oonce oonce oonce oonce. (Insert model to distract you as she talks about dual camera mode, a feature that is at least two years old.) Oonce oonce oonce oonce. Wub wub wub. “Hey guys, I’m the CEO, and this phone, which will never ever launch (at least not in its current form or after four or five years worth of excuses as to why it hasn’t), is the future. It’s called Comet.”

That’s more or less the way the promo video for this hilarious new Kickstarter product goes down, a promo video that you will promise me you are about to watch. Seriously, promise now. Prepare to have your mind dubstepped into numbness and dumbness. This, folks, is the Comet smartphone, and it is the latest Kickstarter project that is more than likely 100% fake. I’m actually surprised that it didn’t start on Indiegogo, since you can basically rip people off unapologetically there without a need to even see funding. (And if it’s real, good for phones with fins!)

Enjoy.